@CanHeHackett: Hedonism IV: Deadspin?

@Ailanthus-altissima: But nobody will ever top Tarkanian for oiliness. Glorious, glorious oiliness.

@Business_Socks: Suge Knight wears Jeff Tweedy underoos.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Too bad Donaghy had the Chinese Red Army & the points.

@Gourmet Spud: You & me both, brother.

@Will Leitch: Don't take out your aggression due yesterday's Cardinals game on us.

@Peter Cavan: Oh, there are pictures. & video. I expect to see the latter under the "Flesh Flicks" header at the 'Bot. Or maybe in a top 10 blogger sex videos countdown.

@AkAggie: Pics, or get the fuck out.

Mark O'Meara?

@The Curse of Aaron Heilman: More like Fuel of My Dreams. That coiffure 2ould only look better featured on a woman about a yard south.

@Samer Ocho Cinco: He could do three-in-one, with small enough bodies. (To wit: I wouldn't want three of my 'Sconny homeslices sitting on his face... That's an head injury waiting to happne.)

When does David Stern do Bettman like Michael did Fredo? That's what's coming, next? Right?

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Also: why Bibi Netanyahu tried to punk Barack.

@Arsenio Billingham: Trey Wingo is crying into a bottle right now, cock-blocked again.

They're just down from Carl Monday not nailing any masturbators to the wall, lately.

The catcher is not wearing pants &/or shorts... & now, neither am I.

@I_Like_Rabbits: Melo doesn't have a Larry O'Brien Trophy to his name, but he'll always have that '03 Final Four weekend on Dwyane. KU embarassed the Golden Eagles (led by Wade), then lost to Syracuse (led by Melo). Who's fucking who, now?

@CCSABBATICAL: Older than that. He was citing the War for Independence of '36, after which statehood was "negotiated" in '45.

@JohnDoe: Don't let sceneastas give facial hair a bad name.

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: *wore, you lecherous fuck