If Google gained sentience, I’m pretty sure it would be smart enough not to join Kinja.

I like to send them words of encouragement via the tracker. Underutilized element and I’ve found they add more pepperoni when I send them messages than not. Sarcasm is rewarded.

Came here to say that. When I first moved to Knoxville my neighbor told me I had to try the pizza place in the strip mall across the road.

After the first or second dump, you really should have given your fiance the aisle seat.

I just want to thank you, this may be the most hilariously dumb argument I’ve seen since the Kinjapocalypse; way to step up for a fictional character though!

The clear answer here is The Americans.

Stop it just STOP it you two!

This episode provided us the only authentically adolescent moment in the show’s run, where the big brother whose name I forget, after extolling the virtues of freaks to his brother, completely ignores a cute Souxsie at the party in favor of playing Duckie (see, I do references too!) to a spoken-for Nancy. Freaks don’t…

OK, you’re a dipshit and you need to go away now. I’m talking about a *character* here, who in one scene was written to be a little shit in order to further the plot. I’m not impugning the moral fiber of the actress who plays her. Goddamn, Kinja, where do you dig up these morons?

Their boredom with Mr. Mom was one of the only things that did not ring as period-perfect to me, because there isn’t one single one of us who doesn’t rattle off, “Thirty-eight, thirty-nine- whatever it took,” and in the 80s Michael Keaton was a god.

Does anyone on Twitter actually want to be there?

Someone’s never been to a Marlins game

Damn. Scherzer brought some Detroit Lions juju with him from the Motor City.

You wrote “rationally” when you actually meant “like a sociopath.”

You HOPE we get 60 more years. At this point I’m buying toilet paper one roll at a time.

Who knew a member of a political party made up of rich assholes bought & paid for by big corporations, and beholden to nobody because their constituents are rock-stupid suckers who spent 8 years pissed off that a black guy was president would lie on national television about how his medical bill will fuck over most…

News...papers?

“Cunting slagheap”