@Maymar is breaking in the commenting system...: I would offer them an entire rental lot full of Sebrings, but it seems they've acquired a taste for the finer things.

There definitely seems to be some sort of supercar swine flu going around, and now it has claimed its most beautiful victim yet. I would keep my rare Italian hardware in the garage for a while, if I were you.

@Syrax: That's what I was thinking. I'm gonna take a tilt-shift picture of my car, then claim it's a hand-built 1/8 scale model.

My parents currently own a Renault Megane (not the hideous hatch, a regular sedan) with a diesel and stick shift. They live in Argentina. Perhaps more interesting is my mom's first car: a VW Squareback Type 3. I wish she had kept it, but you know how these things go.

So the parking lots in Europe are roundabouts too? Just great.

@Scandinavian Flick -1000 club dropout: Prosecutors sometimes go ahead with these cases even if the victim doesn't want the defendant to be punished, because they're "sending a message" that this type of behavior isn't acceptable. Or whatever. I hope he finds a cushy place to put in his 50 hours.

The chick with the legs in pic #5 is thinking, "I hope the guy I hook up with tonight isn't driving that. I mean, it doesn't even have seats."

@Ash78: Ken Block could do John Hancock's autograph in his sleep.

@WilliamG.: They spend all their "fun" money on promotional gimmicks. Then there's nothing left to make cars that are actually, you know, fun.

"Hoards of Hackneyed Headlines Hatch Headaches"

I get the point of the ads (I think), but if you gave my kid a military chopper and actually let him fly it and, you know, blow stuff up, you wouldn't be able to wipe the smile off his face for a month.

Fat wagons for fat Americans, right? Akio Toyoda's laughing all the way to his Lexus LF-A.

cow-eyed crossover buyer

Oh noes! Now we're gonna have boring international affairs posts in our G8 tag!

This is what Aston Martin ought to be doing instead of badgineering a Toyota iQ.

Wait till MADD gets ahold of pic #3.

Dachs?! Wir nicht brauchen nein stinkenden dachs!

Couldn't they at least pump up the flat rear tires before they took the ebay pics? I mean, I know it doesn't run, but come on. At least make it look like it possibly could run.

@combat chuck: I didn't RTFA. My bad.

Is that cue ball shifter standard on all Challengers or just this one? I think I like it.