comatosegamer
Comatose Gamer
comatosegamer

Dear god. We’re doomed.

For whatever reason I can’t seem to remember the rather simple names of the enemies and just call them “mother-fuckers” for the more common ones and a random obscenity for the bosses. My teammates get confused to say the least.

“It has not been easy for me. It has not been easy for me. I started off in Ordon Village. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. I came into Hyrule Castle Town, and I had to pay him back, and I had to pay him back with interest. But I came into Hyrule Castle Town and I started buying properties, and I

New feature, so many possibilities for Sex shops

That bug went where no bug had gone before!

What about the “trailer” for GTA VI that is literally just a trailer for 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. The one that actually fooled my brother for 2 years. The one uploaded by an account called Rockstar ✩ Games, and is still called that to this day, 3 years ago.

Damn it, I was hoping it was Donkey Kong’s dab.

How can people do this shit? My best achievement is beating the 1st boss in Sonic Colours for the DS in less that 15 seconds

I think Microsoft will get hold of him as quickly as possible, this shit looks bloody awesome!

I was getting chased on Mt. Chiliad, 4-star wanted level. I saw a Police Car come flying off a cliff straight into a Police Helicopter. The burning wreck of the helicopter landed right in front of me, forcing my to swerve off the road (I was on a bike). I ended up dead at the bottom of the mountain after I crashed

Well, I’ll be finishing off Tales From The Borderlands, after that, probably some PayDay 2, TF2, Skyrim and GTA V.

Gonna get it before the DMCA!

Yet Sony is still behind Microsoft and Valve when it comes to user names

I was playing Overwatch as Symetra on the Watch-point: Gibraltar map, being chased by the entire enemy team, I somehow managed to survive long enough to get cornered, the enemy, seeing that I was completely fucked, decided to be pricks and slowly walk towards me, they were almost standing right next to me when a

Those lamps that you touch the base to turn on for Zarya. I was going to say a laser-pointer, but they only have one button- unless you use a lot of them.

Nice to see I got the opener

They might of even mo-capped an entire Jazz band playing together

It kinda makes sense if you think about it, if they can just staple a hand back on, working perfectly, have the ingredients to create a miracle concoction that can completely heal a stab wound through the hand AND control insects, there is no reason to let the old chompers yellow now, is there?

At least Raffling and Auction sites like Scrap.tf aren’t being effected