Bless people like you.

They both feature gesture controls, which allow you to wave your hands in the air, much as you would if you didn’t even care, to turn the volume up down.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

“Parents Against Underage Smartphones (PAUS) and launching a ballot in initiative in his home state that would ban smartphone sales to persons under the age of 13.”

Look, life ain’t that great. I’m 45 and if I got to call my shot, the Kate Beckinsale assisted suicide wouldn’t be the worst way to go.

While you’re correct that they probably don’t have a great understanding of how EMALS works, they also don’t pretend to know better than the people building the aircraft carriers. And so they kind of, you know, listen to those people.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy at Mar a Lago - mighty Trumpy had crapped out.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

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This is so unfair! If you’re implying that Dan Snyder killed Scot McLoughan’s grandmother, I think we can all agree that’s reckless because the chances of that being true are probably no better than 20 - 25%.

I categorically deny that David Irving had anything to do with the Cowboys’ win or even that he’s on the team. Put away your box scores and your videotapes, those can easily be fabricated.