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You REALLY have to be an asshole to get me to side with the ad agency.

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I’m partial to the reggae version by Toots and the Maytals, myself:

I think you meant “gyp” instead of “jip”

Actually a lot of very excellent craft beers come exclusively in cans. Cans protect beer from light, and therefore protect it from going bad. These are also modern lined cans that no longer impart any taste like older cans do.

Right?! This is 1-2 and everything else is a pretender.

Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

I picked up a Vava Voom 20 a few months back for $40 on sale (from a link on Kinja.) It has great sound, IPX5, 8 hour run time and a USB port for charging your phone.

I picked up a Vava Voom 20 a few months back for $40 on sale (from a link on Kinja.) It has great sound, IPX5, 8

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

my tolerance levels are high. if it’s something that can make my forehead sweat or i think it’s spicy, it’s enough to kill most people. let me tell you that the endorphin rush is real.

Seeing a lot of comments about how this either “doesn’t work” for some people, or they’ve never experienced it.

I have 2 Chives and a Leek.

I have 2 Chives and a Leek.

I can personally attest to how good Kershaw knives are for people looking to add a knife to their every day carry. Especially the Leek. Very good entry level knives.

I can personally attest to how good Kershaw knives are for people looking to add a knife to their every day carry.

“Let’s face it, he’s going to look out for corporations, to make things work for them, to bring jobs back home,” Terry said. “And as things trickle down — as they’re going to because it’s America — the little guy will get something, too.”

See the TURTLE of enormous girth!

God save us from President Pence.

Democracy enacts the will of the people but this isn’t a democracy. Of the past three Republican presidential victories they’ve won the most votes exactly ONCE. Will of the people, my ass.

"one of the officers punched him..." A police officer should not strike a suspect for nonviolent noncompliance.