The only Trump to feel any sympathy toward is Barron. He needs to be raised as far away from his father and siblings as humanly possible.

Yeah, but you’re tagged PVP as soon as you board.

United specializes in trips to the Broken Isle.

Can you imagine, being a US citizen and going through all the trouble of buying that given the restrictions only to pull the panties down and get an eyeful of mosaic pixels.

I’m sold. My wife is mad that the boys don’t remember to put the toilet seat up when they pee. Just tell me how much juice and where to stick it and I’ll report back with results...

That is one supremely punchable face.

Well, then there was this unreported incident.....

I wish a monument of the Ten Commandments would fall on Jeff Sessions.

My favorite weed joke is Jeff Session’s opinion on weed.

Let’s not forget that Ted Nugent classic “Jailbait” where he talks about wanting to rape a 13 year old and suggests that instead of arresting him, a police officer should rape her, too:

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

Ha! This warms my cold, black heart. Today was a good day, with this and the Chaffetz news.

I could see Trump offering Bill a position. They’re clearly cut from the same douche canoe cloth. Besides, we already know Trump loves the snot out of him.

[Puts on flack jacket and shounder pads. Straps on helmet. Puts safety goggles on. Inserts mouth guard. Checks cup. Ties steel toed boots. Looks around. Deep breath.]

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

I thought it was named for our President: