You’re damn straight it’s a thing. I’m not racist, but I’m sure as hell religionist.

I’m against anyone who thinks they deserve respect for whispering words in their mind and thinking that a fucking MAN/MALE in fucking space or their hearts (or wherever) is actually LISTENING to them and created everything, despite…

Trevor Noah always gives me the dudebro “im just kidding” vibe and i am not here for it.

I recently went to see a standup show where Trevor Noah was a surprise performer. His whole set was a joke about Oscar Pistorius and the punch line was that his fiancée had annoyed him so badly when he woke her up in the middle of he night that he shot her.

I’m a man and it told me I’m a cat lady. Now I’m confused. I mean, the Interwebs do not lie, right?

The fact that you sense “something fishy” probably means you are a cat.

“P.S. Fuck you”

Images from People Against The White Moose Cafe...

this sounds sort of like a hostage negotiation

Jesus this is such an amazingly apt picture. Not only is the heart broken but now you’ve cut your finger and it’s bleeding everywhere but your other hand has a piece of glass in it and your brain has completely shut down so it has no idea what to do about your bleeding finger except to watch it drip blood all over…

Could you imagine Kanye West and Sarah Palin trying to have a conversation?

I have a right to pay women less because it’s a sincerely held religious belief! California may be a heathen society that ignores god’s will, but I am not.

What is this... writing you speak of?

You guys, I have hit peak old person.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.