This is totally off topic and I apologize. Between my job and Christmas I will not be able to post much until well in to the new year.

Electoral college. Berlin attack. Russian ambassador murdered. Zurich attack.

A great year to enter a coma, and a horrendous year to awake from a coma.

Because of course he has. Fuck you, 2016!

This is shaping up to be a real banner day, isn’t it.

He’s the face of America now. America is a joke.

Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.

At this point, I honestly don’t even know what to say- there’s just no words to express the absolute insanity of what we are witnessing. There isn’t a single touchpoint I can reference to provide parallel or precedence. Can’t yell “1984" or “It Can’t Happen Here”, because even those seem to be set in some sort of…

I think people just got tired of Mojitos.

That looks like a gangrenous penis.

my personal favorite

Yes. If you are interested in older ladies, good luck. Here is a pre-emptive, “You’re not my real dad!”

I’ve used a screw and a pair of pliers in a pinch. Yeah, you don’t need much to drink wine when it really comes down to it.

$85 is the part that absolutely blows my mind. At least the Pet Rock dude had the decency to only charge $3.95 (which I’m assuming is more like $20 today, but still...)

Heil No.

This is why I’m fucking poor and assholes are fucking rich. Every dumbfuck idea I have to make money that I think is too scammy inevitably ends up becoming a Real Thing by someone with lower moral turpitude and a more accurate gauge of the stupidity of the world.

What do you wrap your rocks in then? Or do you leave then unwrapped like some kind of savage who drives a base trim 3 series BMW?

I don’t think I’m comfortable with the only Jewish item in this catalog being made by fucking Nordic Ware.

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

But in your own words, it was pretty unnecessary. Sansa didn’t need it to grow...she was already in a good place to kick some ass at the end of Season 4. I don’t think the writers intended it as shock value, but it didn’t add anything to the story that wasn’t already there. “Boy, if he rapes her, then we’ll really get…