While horrific, I am not as averse to pooling skinny jean ankles as I am to bad pant breaks on red carpet tuxedos. JFC. These are obscenely paid actors and their stylists / tailors are failing to provide the correct pant length and break. Half of them look like they are wearing a last minute After 6 rental and heading…

OMG LOL YESSSSSS ::copy, save, view, LOL again::

I’m too lazy to watch. HIS VEST makes him feel safe? Ooof. Although, I got a fleece vest back in the day as part of my company uniform when they first became ubiquitous (90s). My friend/co-worker would wear it on the daily even in hot ass weather. When I questioned, he said it made him feel cozy, like he was carrying…

BLERGH.

In 180 news, I have successfully banned myself from wearing hoodies in public, and never wear running shoes when I go downtown. It can be done.

The woke t, the vest, the espadrilles, and those fucking Nikes all must go. Along with racism.

I am so glad I saw “ex-” when I re-read your post, because I was in shock and had to make sure I didn’t miss something.

Di-fucking-to. This is three of three posts on this topic where I felt the need to use the word “fucking” to fully express myself.

Because he’s a fucking sociopath. Or psychopath. Whatever, inhuman.

You go, papa. Fucking superhero. I can’t believe this doesn’t happen more often.

HELL YES

I had a pair of off white/cream colored jeans that took the edge off of wearing stark white. I rode a bus to work in them, wore a black leather belt with them, went to bars, even wore them at a wedding reception once I ripped off my god awful dress and ... they were good to go. White = scary.…

That is very satisfying.

Pre-ripped, pre-stained white jeans. Done.

Wear them now.

Wait, you can go through an 8-10 hour day of talking, licking your lips, eating, drinking, possibly kissing and your lip game stays on THE ENTIRE TIME?

Afer doing my make u at home, I carry a mini pot of coverup, eyeliner, lip pencil, lipstick, lip ointment, mini magnifying mirror, and tweezers. When I was working as a tour guide overseas and we had a luggage limit, I had a 3"x3" nylon pouch in which I kept sample sizes of foundation, eye pencil, mascara, lip pencil…

That reminds me of the other day when I tried to nap in the sun but a floater was distracting me to no end. :-P

LOVE THIS.

No, I will be wearing SCARLET. When I meet someone. And we decide to get married. And decide to have a wedding.