Yeah, I wish I could still edit it. I accept your scorn. I am not having ED problems with a mythological horn-skulled horse, for the record.

First, Dr. Nerdlove, I love you. I’m sure I’m not alone here.

Second, to the ED part, I think every guy thinks it will never happen to them, then it happens to every guy (eventually, anyway).

Hey, I’m not a dick!
Wait. Would I have responded if I wasn’t a dick?

Judgy McJudgerson here.

Happy American Thanksgiving, then!

Dude, wow. Brilliant response, absolutely brilliant, spot on. I’d read your column, heheheh. This makes me wish I loved basketball!

I often play with a full group of friends, so my team doesn’t suck outright.
But they have to play the non-ranked version when I’m online because I haven’t played 100 hours yet or whatever it takes for the game to know how good you are (or aren’t), so the game matches me up with elites because the only mode I can play…

I’m at level 17 I think and I’ve been playing for weeks. I’m not 6,000 hours in so loot boxes are rare for me and aren’t they all cosmetic anyway? So far all of mine have been completely cosmetic, but the game is still fun, I just keep getting blasted by elite players because I haven’t reached the competitive mode…

I‘ve been playing Overwatch for weeks and I’m not even at the “competitive” level yet where you actually get to play with people in your skill set rather than get obliterated by tanless virgin developers.

That’s why it’s on....The Highlight Reel?...

So many glitches!

This may sound silly, but...I couldn’t find it. I got online yesterday after the first article I saw about this on Kotaku, but I didn’t see this stuff. Usually when I play GTA I just click the mode in the loading screen (like stunt mode), but this didn’t have that. Any ideas, Kotaku-ites?

If you make it to the 3:02 mark, you get a highlight!
Otherwise, glitches?

Uh, AND the online save backups. I lost everything in Demon’s Souls, Gran Turismo 4 and Rock Band 2 before PS+ came around to prevent it ever happening again (you couldn’t back those up to drive), and that’s why I jumped on board immediately and never looked back.

This is a little off-topic, but I was robbed yesterday, and the first thing I noticed missing was my good ol’ Nintendo DS.
He didn’t take my PS4, guitar, art, jewelry, but he took a credit card application, my PSP games (but not the PSP?) and my friggin’ Nintendo DS (and all my DS games).

If you’re interested, there are highlights in this week’s episode, starting around the 3:00 mark. Cheers,Kotaku-ites!

The first guy reminds me of a “rescuer,” which I definitely can relate to. I tried counseling and psychiatrists and they helped, but eventually I got a life coach and THAT was a total game-changer to me. It was just a whole lot less clinical, less talking about the past and more deliberate and functional growth. It…

I came for the highlights...but all I got was the glitches.

Am I the only guy who prefers to play with female avatars, particularly in MMO’s?

If I’m staring at a character’s rear for 300+ hours, yeah, I’d like it to be a female avatar. I’ve never been duped for a female, but still, I like playing as a female avatar, in particular because I virtually always pick the most…

Yeah! Rabble rabble! Trebek was having fun, but we can’t make fun of ourselves, newwww way! Rabble! Rabble!