@RizzRustbolt: Your comment confuses me. I need a joke explainer. O_o

Oh man, I totally did not notice the NSFW plastered all over that title. My coworkers got an eyeful.

@cbracevi: Your comments hurt like dull stabbing knives.

@ijustwritebooks: I wrote a biography on him a while back. It seems he's not that into acting—he's also a bit of a recluse.

@Smeagol92055: OMG, I second every single one of your ground rules with one additional ground rule:

@SupaChupacabra: No you didn't!