I’m gonna need to substitute a Miata for that Porsche. I swore off German cars two decades ago, and I’m not going back on that.

No VW Diesels? I think that’s a miss. 

Eh, I own a Miata, and I read this article thinking a long road trip on a Gold Wing might be kinda fun.

I think it’s cool that Honda put a double wishbone front end on the Gold Wing. But I wish they still did the same with their cars. 

My problem with the CR-Z is that I once owned a 3rd-gen Integra, and that Integra was better at everything than the CR-Z except saving fuel and the CR-Z wasn’t that much more efficient than my Integra, which would regularly get 38 mpg at a steady 80 mph. For the same ~2,650 lbs. and general footprint, the Integra had…

That generation of Accord is actually a pretty fun car to drive in a slow-car-fast kind of way. I had a ‘93 EX sedan with a stick, and really enjoyed driving that car. Even with the automatic, they’re not bad. The chassis is light, the suspension is good, and the visibility is fantastic. 

Maybe it’s not really a bald spot. I mean, not a natural one. Maybe someone is using clippers to create the bald spot in your sleep. 

Yeah, but I’m willing to bet that liquified pig shit does too. 

LOL, toy cars were my absolute favorite when I was a kid. I remember a Hotwheels or Matchbox car sold for a buck back in the ‘80s, so it’s kind of impressive that they can still be had for that today.

It’s a clean, running Toyota from this century. Yeah, I think $3 grand is probably a pretty nice price. 

It’s got a face that looks like it just drove into someone else’s nasty fart cloud, and doesn’t appreciate the smell.

If he was trying to mask a fart, that only would have added to the available fuel for combustion. 

Uuuuugh. I’m probably about six months out from buying something new, and there’s an Alfa dealer in the valley blowing out Giulias for $29K-$32K. I mean, I probably shouldn’t buy an Alfa anyway, but it’s so tempting.

Wow. I have a lot of memories of a 4Runner pretty much just like this. The drummer in my second band had one, and it was the same color, year, and trim level, same 3.0 V6 and automatic transmission. He had an amp and a box with a pair of 15s in the back of his, but that’s about the only difference. This would’ve been…

I’m not surprised that the insurance wouldn’t pay out enough for this person to replace what he actually had, but it’s disappointing all the same. Shouldn’t he be able to get another 997 cab of equal value instead of settling for something else?

That reminds me, I need a new cheese grater. 

I haven’t been commenting very much over the last few months because I realized that the overwhelming majority of what I posted was negative. It made me reexamine some things, one being a refocus on what I like about the whole car thing in the first place. I mean, if all I ever have to say about cars now is negative,…

It’s too SLXy for that powertrain. 

I dunno. If I want to blow $30K-ish on a bad idea, there’s an Alfa dealer nearby blowing out unsold 2018 Giulias for $31 grand or so. I think I actually trust the Alfa more than the German these days. 

See, to me, this is pretty much every car BMW ever made. I find them so unappealing that they all might as well be on fire and doused with gallons of liquid shit.