Stronzo puzzolente!

No, but I do have a full-stack. 

I love donks. Especially when they’re blasting rap music. 

I’d rather hear the fartcanned junker, myself, because it pisses off the rich asshole in the exotic.

We’re living in a post-truth world now. 

That’s not the question. The question is, “Can you trust a cop to know, or care, about that difference?”

Yeah, I know there’s a massive difference between 80 db. and 95 db. That was the point. 

Hmm. I find rich assholes revving their Fiat 488s and Jag F-Types just as obnoxious, but I see a lot more of them than beater Civics with fartcans where I am.

So, where are the cat pics?

How many cop cars do you expect to be equipped with decibelmeters? 

Yup, that’s probably how it’ll work. Still a waste of my time over something I shouldn’t have to prove, though. 

I’d way rather have that Highlander than this BMW abortion they’re trying to call a “Supra.” 

That’s because in order to rattle, the parts actually have to stay together. Being engineered by incompetent Germans, this thing will just fall apart.

True. They just have more of a monetary incentive to do so now. 

That’s good. I don’t have much experience with California cops, having only been back for seven years. Most of my experience is with Texas cops. Texas cops will ignore brodozers and most muscle cars, but they live to harass anyone driving a modified Asian import. 

Yes.

I’m not as confident in that as you seem to be. The way the average cop thinks is more like, “That car is a lot louder than the other cars around it. It must be too loud. I’m gonna write a ticket.” 

Probably not. But I live in the Conejo Valley, where they’ll have plenty of time for this kind of thing. 

I know. I’m a musician.

Yeah, sounds to me more like giving cops one more reason for “probable cause” to pull over people and go on a fishing expedition.