Sure, I love Vista Cruisers. A 455 Vista Cruiser would be a sweet daily. 

It actually looks better in person. Infinity has some kind of facility next to my office, and I saw one on the read near there. It looks less chunky than the normal GT-R. 

Mainly it just reminded me that I haven’t seen a 1st-gen CL on the road in a long time. 

I just took a Southwest flight to Burbank a few weeks ago, and even in the dry Burbank is a hairy approach. We came in a bit hot, thumped down hard and I remember thinking as the brakes and thrust reversers did their best, “If it were as wet here as it was at Love Field when we left, this thing would be going off the…

For sub-$2,500, it’d be worth it to have just to park in a garage and stare at it while drinking beer and making vroom noises. 

Video needs more Yakety Sax. 

I think the antidote to oversized angry pickup trucks is $8/gal. gasoline. 

It would be easier to list what they get right. 

That’s not how I see it (born 1975). Most of the cultural touchstones popularly linked to GenX, such as Grunge, “slacker” culture, a fondness for flannel and body modification, are identifiers of late-Xers. I don’t remember the hand-wringing-what’s-wrong-with-this-generation articles until the late Xers were coming of…

Oh, great. Just lovely. Yeah, go ahead and drive up the prices of the few cool cars left that anybody can afford. Just go right ahead and ruin that shit before anyone else has a chance. Turn the last few cars on earth that I like and actually have a hope of buying into the next air-cooled 911s. Why the hell not?

I imagine he reeks of old man, like ointment and vitamin smell and stale farts. 

It’s a little different for me. I’ve always loved land yachts from Cadillac, Lincoln, Oldsmobile and Mercury, but for some reason everything about a Buick just said “old people” to me. I mean, Oldmobile had “old” in its name, yet Oldsmobile barges of the ‘70s and ‘80s were probably the most with-it cars of that type…

The not-gross explanation is that the guy was paying a bill online while he took his dump, and the shutterclick was him screenshooting the confirmation number. 

Lol, looks like they got the MPGs right. 

While I think the lack of hand washing is still the worst, and I am appalled by the number of beer shits I hear happening on Mondays, I think the worst thing I ever encountered in the work restroom was the sound of somebody in one of the stalls taking a picture. I do not want to speculate on the subject of this…

Man, I miss the days when Silverados were the conservatively styled sensible choice. This thing looks like an energy drink ad. 

I like the new ones too. But what I really want is a ‘70s Electra 225, or an ‘80s Park Avenue. Oh, man. Floaty, land-yachty goodness. 

I think the motorcycle is a spare for when the German car breaks down. 

Lol, I am in my 40s now, and I legitimately want a Buick.

I mean, does it matter? You can have the right answer, but if your implementation is totally shitty you may as well as had it wrong. I don’t think the Aztek was ever made fun of because the idea of it was terrible. It was made fun of, mercilessly, because at every step the execution of the thing was comically bad. It…