What does it sound like in a crusher?

If Apple wanted to make cars that actually worked, they would have contacted manufacturers whose products aren’t pieces of shit. But Honda and Toyota probably don’t need the association with Apple, so, meh.

“If I want a high performance sports car that has eliminated electric seats for claimed weight savings, but I want electric seats anyway, I should be able to pay for the option.”

I think their concern is that if the government doesn’t mandate those targets nationwide, their competitors might finagle an advantage by not following those rules in markets which do not require them.

Funny, I have a cousin named Chad, and on a road trip not too long ago we were talking about all the road sealer on Interlake Road. I can confirm that this is a different Chad, though, because my cousin would have used the opportunity to draw dicks on the road instead of autographing it.

I can’t tell. It’s a real mystery machine.

I hope they leave it out there in the desert, like the derelict Joadmobiles one occasionally encounters out there.

I do think it would be amusing if someone were to buy this thing and swap in some kind of nasty LSA mill, and then track it.

I haven’t yet, but I have been thinking about getting a daily driver lately. Something to keep the miles off, save my car for the fun drives. Something a little bigger and more practical, so I can pick my folks up from the airport, or move a guitar amp.

Jeez, where to start? Which one do I hate the most?

How long do they burn?

Worth it.

I planned to keep my Integra forever, but, well, the thieves had other plans.

I may still have to contemplate murder. I mean, it’s only original once.

I love car sacrelig like this.

For that kind of scratch, though, it’s not much of a reach to just get a Denali or an Escalade that already comes with the 6.2.

I just wonder how many years and/or miles were on the car for it to have so many problems.

In all seriousness, if I ever do any kind of touring again, I’m going to buy a used armored bank truck for hauling the gear. That, or a van that looks so sketchy even the lowest thief fears touching it will cause infections.

Ah, the band van. I was lucky, in my late teens and 20s, when I was starting to play gigs, my folks let my bands use things from the family business to help us along. We rehearsed in their warehouse, and used the company van to move gear to shows.

I liked this before, but like it even more now that I know it replaced a Buyer’s reMorse Werks 7-series.