I agree. I love 426 hemis, but I’ve never seen a dyno chart of one making more than 290whp. But they were “underrated” at 425bhp. Yeah, right.

Does anyone else think it’s about time manufacturers switched to advertising horsepower at the driven wheels instead of at the crank?

I was hoping California would be on that list. It’d give me a great excuse to never fly back to visit Texas again.

I only want one, and it needs to be a green Town & Country model as seen in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Or just don’t go at all. If I’m not doing actual work and being paid for it, I’m not going to have anything to do with the office.

I’m guessing 2,700 lbs. They’re what, like 3,300 lbs. stock?

What about the “spirit” of the emissions law VW broke, huh?

In that case, I’ll take a hoagie consisting of $20k in hundies stuffed in a baguette.

At first, I thought I’d like to try that $10,000 hoagie. But then I realized the high price is probably due to it being filled with disgusting shit like foie gras, caviar and truffles. No thanks.

Similar story; the parking lot on my high school’s grounds was reserved for seniors. Everyone else could park in the lot of the church across the street, which had an arrangement with the school.

Fuck VW.

We all have our preferences. Nothing to be sorry about there.

Eh, I’m not going to go out and buy a Pinto or a Corvair, but all the same, if I let worries about safety rule my life there are a lot of things I’d miss out on. I’d never go sailing again, wouldn’t go to the target range anymore, wouldn’t ever go horseback riding, wouldn’t get on a motorcycle, never would’ve gotten…

I prefer it for its driving dynamics. Crash safety is not something I generally worry about in ‘90s cars. It’s probably safer than my current daily.

Totally. You expect one thing and get another. Maybe I’m a control freak, but that kind of thing makes me cranky. Like ordering a Coke and getting root beer instead.

This reminds me way too much of playing GTA:SA.

A Civic Si coupe with a manual does sound good, but I prefer to have one with double-wishbone suspension and the classic Honda big greenhouse/thin pillars/low hoodline design.

My aftermarket Blaupunkt is always connected to my phone via Bluetooth, but my piece of shit iPhone has developed a habit of leaving iTunes on pause unless I unlock the phone, open the app and hit play. Really pissing me off lately.

Ugh, even worse, last night on my drive home I decided to listen to the radio for a change, and my music station was broadcasting a fucking football game. Don’t they have, like, entire goddamned radio stations devoted to that sports shit? It’s not even that I really have anything against football itself, but Christ is…

Oregon is just looking out for your organ.