You know what, I would also like to see the booty.

The author didn’t in any way imply men aren’t also english majors, you seem to be arguing that the majority of men are? You need to work on your reading comprehension.

We’re here for snark - not self reflection. How dare you!

Just wanted to highlight this sentence for anyone who missed it. Bravo. 

I’d love to see some sort of comparison, like, what is a sext that doesn’t sound like it was written by a 17-yr old who hasn’t fucked? Isn’t there something about the form that reduces the author to that level?

These are all way better if you read them in a shaky falsetto.

I’ve only glanced at the articles so I don’t know if they met in person and had physical contact (it’s more likely that they met in person).

You came to a gossip site to complain about gossip? You’re really fuckin dumb, aren’t you?

I would genuinely be curious to see what a majority of people would consider quality, pants-wetting-level sexting. Not pics, not snaps, I mean just words you send to a person you’re flirting with. Because shit, I know my sexts are just as awkward and stupid (although I did wince at the “so am I hahahah” bit - come on…

thank you, kind sir, for opposing the tyranny of eloquence, the cruel yoke of a well-spoken argument, and the despotism of reason. Blessed be The Masked Farter, champion of idiots everywhere!

A wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

nah, that part was ridiculous. Like really? They didn’t send some servant in to clean up the mess before having a ceremony?

I’m meh on Emily but I’m going to miss Milly Alcock. I find that her performance is the most compelling part of the show and now that’s going away. I also feel bad for both Milly and Emily in that they were the ones who got to do all the foundational work for the characters and the ones who made us care about the…

I disagree, don’t think it worked. Criston might have smacked him, sure. Or maybe even stabbed him(but probably not). To punch his skull in bashing his face repeatedly really doesn’t fit his character or their relationship/moment. So much laziness in writing is defended by saying a character snapped. But whether it’s…

Gonna need a citation thats not Fox News on that claim bud.

Well there was a group of people in Venice you could pay to kill people and they were sometimes called Faceless Men because there identity was unknown. But it seems GRRM took that name literally.

To be fair, Stark also sounds like York.

Eh, I thought it put too fine a point on it, like the rat at the end of The Departed.

The wigs on this show continue to be terrible; Laenor’s dreads are a hate crime.

The broad argument that ASOIAF is inspired by medieval Europe is silly because Westeros isn’t even on planet Earth, but aligning it with the War of the Roses too directly is even sillier. Tell me again which one of John Gaunt’s descendants became a faceless assassin, or had his member removed by a bastard from a rival…