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Lots to love here, but my favorite thing about it is all of the right-wingers on my FB feed who did not get this at all and were all “HAHA ZACH GALIFIANAKIS DESTROYS HILLARY LOOK HOW MAD AND UNCOMFORTABLE SHE IS” about it.

Awkwardness is the whole Between Two Ferns shtick.

Sorry to say this, but I liked this one better than Obama’s.

Right? It’s too much. She’s being so extra.

It’s the sum total of her tweets. And my universal inalienable internet right to groan at them.

I think Gigi is gorgeous and has potential to do well in the modeling world, but she is nowhere near “supermodel” status and it pisses me off to no end.

THEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST!

Always an Adele, never a Dazeem

starred for the braiding hair thing.

Man I want to like Gina Rodriguez so bad but she is so corny

She’s so fucking hot. I either want to be her or kiss her and braid her hair. Not sure which.

Excuse you, he’s Mush from Newsies.

Jesus, Gina. Just...Jesus.

Just thought I should give you a heads up. I’m filing charges against you for assaulting my entire being with your comment. I’m left with a terrible case of the dry heaves relating to moist Timberlakes.

I don’t know who Daniel Kibblesmith is but he could not be more spot-on.

Virgin America.

is there a domestic airline that isn’t terrible?

But...that’s happened. I mean, models wear uniforms and enact games for cameras for mags or catalogues all the time.

It was highly likely that not one soul at that unfortunate photo shoot had the faintest idea that not all feet bend the way a pointe shoe requires - and that for most people lots of training and stretching are necessary. They just tied the things on and went with it.

Imagine you’re a professional basketball player, working your whole life to achieve that goal, and you pick up a magazine and they have a model wearing your game outfit and shoes and ballcap like a costume, holding the bat by the wrong end and running the bases clockwise. You’d feel like it was absurd, and maybe mock