The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

Your hubs: “But what about our future plans for lots of children?”

House savings, pfft. I’m reminded of a quote from the ancient Jalop scrolls, “you can’t race your house, but you can sleep under this slot car table.”

I just can’t agree with a lot of your review. While this is an issue South Park maybe should have avoided, I ended up thinking they did a relatively enlightened job based on how I watched the episode. This is going to be TL:DR post, but what the hell:

They should get Mark Walberg to pitch it. Then he could be called the

What’s terrifying is how much those first couple sentences sound like the current POTUS

I choose to believe you quoted this all from memory

From memory i’m sure. 

You can take a good look at a butcher’s ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn’t you rather take his word for it? Wait, no, it’s gotta be your bull..

“If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I’ve got spare time.”

Don’t forget the seasonal brake pads.

I’m pretty sure Tommy Callahan did the best explanation of cheap vs expensive brake pads ever

Know what brand deserves to be un-made? Ram. There's no reason for Ram to be a separate brand, and everyone just calls it Dodge anyway. Just call it Dodge once more and you've already tossed one unnecessary brand.

Honestly even the Challenger is big enough for a family if you don’t mind the hassle of strapping kids in with no rear doors. I’m 6' 210lbs and I’ve sat in the back seat of a Challenger behind an equal size front passenger on more than one occasion and been comfortable. The trunk is probably bigger than the cargo area…

Taking all that SUV size for granite. Drivers must have rocks for brains.

I win! Close the thread.

Yeah not adding “lazy young” to overweight/elderly represents a clear oversight.

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.