You can give it any label you want, but at its core, the Flex was a *station wagon*. A Country Squire for the new millennium, if you will.

Enthusiasts know that station wagons are good. The general population thinks otherwise, and thus, the failure of the Flex.

That Colorado dash cam footage is pretty amusing, because at least 1/4 of the videos the driver of the vehicle with the dash-cam is doing something equally idiotic. Or contributing to road rage instead of just leaving well enough alone. Also, if you’re driving in the snow behind someone, and they crash and you hit…

All of these videos have a strong stench of fakeness, an attempt to get their name (and more importantly face) “out there” so they can become, say, an internet celeb. Social media fame chasers have made me skeptical of 99.4% of the crazy shit that’s supposed to be legit.

No Olds diesel V8?!

Somehow the Olds diesel didn’t make the cut?

I have to vote both the Ford Lima and Iron Duke off of the list. While they’re not terribly exciting and Mustangs and Camaros equipped with their respective fours were sad, they’re both pretty damn solid mills that dutifully served their purpose.

Have to disagree with the Lima. They were stout, tunable, and won a lot of races on the other side of the pond and were the basis of a lot of Cosworth’s work. Don’t let the smog-strangled US versions fool you, it was a damned good engine.

The only winning move is not to play. 

The best part is that most of the time they are completely spotless too. Not a spec of dirt on them. 

Bentley needs to be more like Koenigsegg and build a car that’s so slow it only needs a one-speed transmission. Very irresponsible.

2. Ford Probe/MX-6, the V6 versions were kind of cool, but not that great IMO

“Let me guess: you live in one of the large, metropolitan, blue parts of Colorado. And you think that your large, metropolitan, blue “culture” is what Colorado is.“

It’s not a rivalry. We don’t want to beat you at football, we don’t see you as our cross town rivals, we don’t want bragging rights. We see you as a threat to our way of life and murderers of our culture. We don’t want to play you every year so we can beat you. We don’t want to play you at all, ever.

I moved to Colorado 12 years ago for offroading. I’ve been in Ouray every summer since.

Assclown is the perfect choice here. Asshole is too generic and simple. Asshat is far too light. An assclown is someone who revels in their behavior and thinks everyone else who doesn’t get them is wrong. Unlike a hat, which can easily be taken off or put on, an assclown wears the face. I think someone making all the…

Freaking Texans, man. Please go home, Colorado is full.

I see this first hand, and I’m sure in some rare instances, it is unfortunate circumstances, but in the vast majority, it is due to an atrocious relationship with, and understanding of, personal finances.

Haven’t we had a question like this recently? Anyway, my answer then as now is any Citroen Saxo special edition. How about the Bic Edition?

Hard to distinguish between all the awesome specials they produced, but for a single segment, my go-to is Jeremy and the Reliant Robin. Can’t watch it without violent fits of laughter, and I’ve watched it many times... Yes, they messed with the Reliant’s differential to make it easier to roll-over, but it’s still…