Does the stock drivetrain on the Mustang support this?

Zebulon is at least a real name with historical value. E.G. Zebulon Pike.

This works on several levels. From the traditional European “Grand Tour” to the modern industry-wide use of “GT” nomenclature, to the reversed Top Gear initials...

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I’m pretty sure Mustangs are equal opportunity predators

I thought they were called “Toyota Owners?”

Good to see non-mustang Classic fords getting love. I always loved a well done fairlane or Galaxy. They are kind of the forgotten dark horses of the muscle era. Perhaps I’m a bit biased though; I have a 68 hardtop....

I will never willingly buy an autonomous vehicle.

That dash. The dash is the deal breaker. Original dash and I would say yes. Go, stop, turn, ride so vastly improved, but it’s let down by the dash.

If you’re going to be on the highway for a long time, feel free to get all the way over to the left.

No, they’re standard on the Touring Elite.

Another little tip: if you're toodling along in the left lane doing the speed limit and some guy pulls up behind you, GET THE FUCK OVER ASSHOLE.

The highest of fives for not buying an SUV.

Neutral: Define new... I bought a 96 Z3. Does that count? It didn't do anything for BMWs sales, but it was a HUGE sales increase for some guy named Jared.

well, it's soccer, so obviously the Grigio. Who drinks red wine outside during the warm months?

An autonomous minivan - Check

My parents still have a 93 SHO 5 speed that they bought new.

Likewise with Audi. Glad at least someone knows this.

*looks at every electronic device and toy in his house* Yeah. We really hate buying things that are made in china.