Good thing that you, the arbiter of all that is humor, could pop in to keep everyone else in check! And quite the zinger at the end to boot! You sure showed him.

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Just too many miles on her. Like my first wife. #BOOM!

I’ve always liked Ford’s FX4 logo.

Hard to pick just one but it seems all the off road package stickers are all “cool.” Can’t be cool unless your truck says TRD, Z71, FX4, or Pro4X.

Chances of Salvage or Washed Title 100%

This is mine, since you said red:

Personally I’m partial to the first gen:

YES! Also YES (possibly bigger yes) to bhtooefr’s comment. I’ve been doing a project for the past couple of years that involves drawing side-views of pickup trucks—originally that’s all it was, but now it’s grown to include all American cars since the postwar era. I’m about 75% done. To try to illustrate (no pun…

I’ve owned a ‘56, ‘64, ‘69, ‘70, ‘72, ‘78, ‘89, ‘97, ‘99, ‘02, ‘10 and my current 2014. The 1972 Highboy 4x4 was my favorite.

I like the late 70's extended cab well enough, but that early 80's regular cab stepside is really doing it for me. I don’t know what it is about those. I thought those were the ugliest things in the world growing up, but the design has aged really well for me. Given the choice, though, I’d still go with the late 80's…

Ninth gen is best gen imho...but I’m biased since I own two.

All 3, common as dirt... with leaf and coil/linkage configs.

Geez, this must be this week’s NPOCP softball. A clean, stock, low miles, desirable car at a reasonable price? Wheres the catch? THERE IS ALWAYS A CATCH!

Former owner of an 87 V6+ 5spd. This was back before everyone took a sawzall and liftkit to anything with a transfer case. Everything was stock. They were still a common sight on the road.

I know the write up for these is just off the cuff, but I found that statement to be just out right wrong. He mentions the Camaro, but not the Challenger or Mustang, which both still use retro design cues. They still sell the Mini Cooper which now competes with the Fiat 500. Besides the PT Cruiser/HHR cousins (which…

This, surprisingly, isn’t bad. The only thing that makes me want to projectile hurl is all the flames. Why on the fucking gauges?