The amazing thing about The Pats and their *fan base* is that most of them didn’t give a shit about this team prior to 2001 but now they act like they’re The Green Bay Packers with 75 years of history. I remember back to the glorious days when Marino & Kelly would shit all over them and no one in Boston gave a shit…

It depends on the battlefield, doesn’t it? And how the participants are chosen? If the participants aren’t chosen randomly, and if the battlefield is urban, I have to go with the cities with the highest murder rates. The smart money would be on DC, Baltimore, Chicago, and Detroit.

So much better than a Tundra.

Figure 8 school bus racing.

It doesn’t exist yet, but as soon as the USPS phases out the Grumman LLV (Long-Life Vehicle) mail truck, I’m starting Spec Mail Truck.

Competitive plowing. I kid you not, this is a real, international event. Farmers ship their tractors and plows around the world to compete.

Unicycle drag racing.

I’m certain this has been asked before.

I submit before the jury, Pig N Ford races,

Combine Demolition Derby.

Trailer Racing:

Car soccer.

Extreme Barbie jeep racing! This is what Barbie has secretly wanted to do all her life, but kids drive these things all wrong.

Bar Stool Racing

This car embodies IDGAF. Smoke the tires at traffic lights. Let your dog hang out in the back seat. Smoke and fart in the car. Haul your drunk friends around in it. Get it sideways in dirt. Hose it off every now and then.
This is a shitty car in the best way that a car can be a shitty car. It will be smelly and loud…

European Sport Sedan which was an ironic moniker for a coupe.

So THIS one is a bad deal because you once drove a similar car. Thanks for the input.

I’d buy it just to piss off the neighbors. Plus raised-white-letter tires on blacked-out wheels (better if they’re steelies but I like these too) always give me an embarrassing boner. Which can’t be seen from inside the car. So there’s that.

For that price, you could have some fun driving the shit out of it for a year and then sell it on for probably exactly what you paid for it. Maybe even a little bit more.

It’s big, it’s rust free, it’s stick shift, it runs and drives and it’s under 3000$ asking price. NP all day, every day. Take 500$, find a big junkyard, and steal interior parts and try your hand and maybe getting some hotter engine bolt ons if you can. Have fun.