I can’t stand the Fiesta sedan. You can tell it was just an afterthought to the hatch. The rear looks comically high and narrow and the increased rear overhang to accommodate a trunk makes the whole thing look out of proportion. Ew.

That would be the Buick Rendevous

The Infinity QX56. I don’t know exactly where, but the whole thing just looks like it’s not supposed to fit together.

I see your Clubman and raise you a Coupe. It looks like a ball cap.

The GMC Envoy XUV. I passed one of these the other day and thought it looked like Sega Saturn Polygonal.

1980 Cadillac Seville.

Mini Cooper Clubman. It just does not look right. Either a 2 door or 4 door is fine, but this inbetween phase is just wrong

The old Fiat Multipla had a weird greenhouse.

Gary, Keith, and Ron are a national treasure and none shall speak ill of them.

The title just caused the 7 billion large Jalop community to draw a collective blank...

Well...we all knew this was coming. GM looks stupid, as usual.

I mean, c’mon.

The General. Pretty much all of them. That jingle, it haunts my nightmares...

200,000 vehicles/year is a low production vehicle? Relative to what, the F150?

That we, in our free time, want to fix and/or modify your car for free. Usually this happens while you hang out in my garage, touch everything, and spew car diarrhea from your mouth that is incredibly inaccurate. Your cousins exboyfriend did not have a mint 9-sec Fox Body, ever. I would have known about him and the…

That being an enthusiast means you street race. FALSE. I hate that crap. Cut it out.

Surprisingly, people still think interacting with car enthusiasts is not terrible. They immediately regret this, obviously, but some keep trying!

Dude was out of a job for like months. He obviously couldn’t maintain a complete shave at current razor prices. So whoever was supposed to tell him about Dollar Shave Club dropped the ball. And I guess that sadly means he doesn't visit Jalopnik enough. Dollar Shave Club!

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