You must really like your dog. Really, really want your food back. Or hate your dog, and don’t have any qualms about consequences of the dog biting the hand that feeds it dick.

Don’t put hand where you wouldn’t put dick.

MLS teams get more than 2 mil. God chicago sports owners are turrible.

Can’t the bus just take a new route?

Poker? Soccer? Yup. Poker and soccer.

I still like getting laid way more than any video game that takes 100 hours a week of my time.

Joe Rogan. OJ Simpson. Football. Kardashians.

Science? Evidence? Fuck activist judges?

So my alternate reality is only affected by the game?

Lmgtfy

A couple run plays short of a full playbook.

I’ve watched in 12 languages. I’m learning Italian and Spanish and fuck everyone who doesn’t get it.

Truth.

He is no Shannon Briggs. #LetsGoChamp

I would rather Alex Smith. Or get Chase Daniel again. Romo is broken.

Colorado seems a good example of state and local government. Other states are taking some states rights back. Southern ones too.

Stick to mastering your janitorial maintenance tech skills.

If one did a MLS team by team preview, would anyone care?

Between politics and fantasy teams, tell me about this weed again.

All those players you don’t count, well, they count. Sasha, mikey, JJ all did very well in Europe. Jozy lit up the Dutch league. Loderio is still a commodity. Gio is sought. Dallas has done well selling on productive players. MLS is a lot better than most casual CL knob slobbers give it credit for being. Plenty of…