Why the fuck would anyone play such games on Steam in the first place? Where everybody can see you play, and even if you play offline can see those games in your library?

Any game that has a breast slider and a breast bounciness slider should be given awards.

Glad that 'I can't believe my headless girlfriend can be this cute!' is back.

Funny, I never hear women say that all the male characters they have to play in most games are hard to relate to.

If what LizardSquad said is true about the size of the attack, then frankly no amount of extra spending would have protected Sony anyway.

FYI Crunchyroll is getting slammed right now.

This shit is started to get really annoying.

Don't worry, Jason. Your 3DS would simply have slipped through the screen into a parallel dimension where Teddy would have kept it safe for you. Oh, but the things he would have made you do to get it back though. Unbearable.

Yes, I saw something neat on Reddit and decided to share it with our readers who might not frequent it.

Rock Lee's springtime of youth agrees!

ZOMG BIAS!!!!!!!

...it's a joke, and it's actually pretty clever, given the size, shape and heft of the One as a unit.

Lighten up, Francis.

Oh go on, watch it. Please?

Thank you.

It's typical modern Persona music.

It's good, but it's no baby baby baby, Jason :P

Fun fact: Give them bagpipes and all of sudden it's not weird.

I think this is the start of a whole new genre!

Can I just play this instead?