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I stand corrected, I apologize for the misinformation. It was at a Wal-Mart in Long Island. As somebody who lives in California, I assume New York City when I hear New York . Bad habit of mine and I apologize for acting like an idiot.

I always feel like they'll kill me...

You mean besides the 3 that show up on google maps?

It's okay, here in America a New York City Walmart had it's steel door frames bent in from customers pushing up against it so much. They also trampled a security guard to death. Another reason for me to not like New Yorkers. :P

I am American and I still find it funny. :P

I am eternally mentally scarred.

I completely forgot about this game. Now that I've seen gameplay footage, I'm more excited than ever for this game!

I can't hunt with Sock'Em Boppers.

Did anybody else read this in GLaDOS's voice?

Damn it, I was going to make that joke...

I'd go for the $200,000 one, from that price and up they're all the same just with different locations.

Jesus Christ, you'd think he was a Westboro Baptist church member with the reply you gave him.

As a reforming pirate I find this to be hilarious :D

XM Radio and OnStar aren't what you buy a car for.

At anytime before you commented, did you actually read the article?

Brandon!!!!!! It is I David!!!! :D

After playing GTA Online for about 12 hours (yes, I actually got past the tutorial race), my buzz for Watch Dogs is back stronger than ever!

Ishimura is bottom left

Well it definitely isn't a moon.