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The writers must think implied child molestation is hilarious. They're probably cackling at the Bryan Singer news as we speak.

Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence need to star in a buddy comedy soon.

As a 20-something gay man who's pretty indifferent to Beyoncé I felt the Beygency scenario was pretty tame compared to what would actually happen in real life if you said you didn't like her in a social setting.

Kenan has about two impression voices that 90% of the time don't even resemble the actual person he's trying to impersonate. To be fair, his Reginald VelJohnson from a few weeks back was pretty good.

Please, go back and rewatch how Mike O'Brien couldn't give a fuck during the monologue sing-along.

He's always really awkward in live sketches. I'd like to see some of the sketches he's pitched though.

It was cute to see Vanessa Bayer attempt an impression. Attempt being the key word.

They'd need another black host for that so it might take a while to see that sketch again…

I thought that maybe his strange omnipresence on the Fallon show (he even played himself in one sketch) was a very subtle way to introduce him to the audience in preparation for the WU gig. Sadly, he went back to the background last night so I highly doubt this'll happen.

I'm glad Sasheer got quite a bit to do on her first show. I recommended her for the gig on the article about the Kenangate last October. My comment got one upvote from an unregistered user (OMG Lorne was that you?!?!) So whether she fails or succeeds, you can thank me.

Isn't he dating Cecily Strong? Man, it must be awkward to be fucking up your first year on camera (after years as a writer) while your partner has gained quite a lot of prominence in a season and a half.

Here's your explanation: Sims.

I'm a tired teacher and I'm sure I'd find a sketch around her character humorous and also extremely sad.

My (white) roommate missed that line and when I repeated it for her she GASPED.

I'm crying tears of joy! Nasim got herself a non-Bedelia recurring character!

I thought that Brasky abomination was an original sketch (hey, I'm from Europe and I only started watching a few years ago) and I found it absolutely flat and painful.

I'm barely half a decade older than those One Direction guys and they make me feel ANCIENT.

I find it hilarious to think that he's supposed to have made over 100 impressions during his run on the show yet nobody would be able to tell them apart if they didn't dress him up or mention who he's supposed to be portraying.

Ladies and gentlemen, please place you bets on whether Brooks Wheelan will be getting Paul Brittained or Tim Robinsoned!

I know! He was also in that Sandra Bullock-Melissa McCarthy cop film earlier this year, but I want him to actually have a starring role in something (that may possibly include an absolutely essential shirtless scene, too)