Speaking of Halloween, I need some good costume ideas.

Oh, you mean X-Mas. You're using an archaic pronunciation - like when you say "ask" instead of "axe".

I gleefully shout "Outta my way, jerkass!" at least once a week while I'm driving.

That phone conversation she has about ammo and soup is the highlight of the movie for me.

P.J. Soles…is on a roll. I've been told she can't be sold. Not vicious or malicious; just de-lovely, and delicious.

There was a book a while back called "You're The Jury" or something like it that presented an abridged real-life case and asked how you'd vote, based on the evidence presented. Then in the back pages, it explained how the real life juries decided. I loved it. I was also one of the fourteen people who bought the In the…

I'm too much of a wuss to play the game myself, but I've been reading a lot about it, and the chatter I've seen suggests that Matt is the hardest one to keep alive. How'd you do with him?

I still haven't finished that game, because I'm a completionist, and I can't move forward until I'm able to take down an enemy fleet in the middle of a storm with a particular type of ammunition, and it's proving…frustrating.

As a St. Louisan, I'm always prepared to die. Now, let's talk about football!

Let's shine our love and nominate "Angel's Revenge".

You know, it's possible that's not really Chinese.

"Can you show me how? I've never sat on a shovel before."

Oh, good. The Freelance Shame Squad has arrived.

Hufflepuff: My name is sewn into all of my clothes!

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

I very much enjoyed the review, and while I certainly don't expect a full-blown discussion of mechanics, it is an essential part of gameplay. Perhaps instead of forcing yourself to wedge in a detailed outlay in the review itself, you (and that's the general Gameological reviewer "you") could just include a…

Watching someone else attempt QTE is exponentially more nerve-wracking than attempting it yourself.

Seriously. I know Jess is supposed to be The Dumb Slut, but when she asked Emily if she's the only one who's allowed to treat her boyfriend like crap, I was like "Fair point. Let's back her up, Matt!"

This game is one of those times my aversion to jump scares and gore is severely tested, because I just love the concept. I've taken to watching my friends play, so I can cover my eyes when necessary, with the only downside being that my pals keep making the "wrong" decisions. Leave the poor squirrel alone, damn it!

Things may have not really mattered to the overall thrust of the plot, but for story nerds like me, the little things do make a difference.