They all look so nice!

I read this as LSP at first, but Lumpy Space Princess has far too much taste to get near this project, either.

That "Mail…Kimp?" lady is going to have serious trouble talking about this defendant.

"Dre, you were right! The Good Wife is totally Girls meets Downton Abbey. Thanks for the reco!"

"Leela, give me a topic!"
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh……………"

They're mad that the Cardinals do so well.

Because you wish to educate us on the number of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Hehe - it's pure happenstance that my latest post will explain exactly why I disagree.

I think Violet may be the contestant I've found the most attractive out of drag. Milk was up there, too.

If you can't think of anything, you feta get going.

Wow, interesting. Thanks!

Reba McEntire, Evander Holyfield, Darius Rucker, and Slash…

Yep, I turned this show off ten minutes into the cow episode and haven't watched since, but wanted to check in with the review to see if it was getting better.

The firm is not interested in funding Richard, only in “brain raping” him to pick up all the best details and steal them. (Richard: “Like what happened with Yelp!”)

If it gave us nothing else, Simpsons Hit and Run is great for random stuff to yell out in your car.

Yeah, bears are curiously powerful in DA:I. I'm reminded of when I was trying to peacefully pick flowers in Red Dead Redemption and was constantly getting mauled by mountain lions.

I love this scene, and I think it's because it's the point at which Samantha broke through to seeming like an actual person. All her interaction up to this point has been with Theodore, and you could argue that while she's super-intelligent, the AI could just be basing responses on the stimuli he provides.

All of Suzanne Vega's albums are in heavy rotation in the Mustard household. That wretched song Fall Out Boy made from sampling her makes me irrationally angry.

I subbed in on a Trivia Newton John team, so it is fantasy no longer!

I'm about to go hunting for a GIF of Violet's eye-roll after being told an eliminated contestant will be coming back. If I can't find it, the entire internet is fired.