colonelmeasles
colonelmeasles
colonelmeasles

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

In fact, I think God’s Plan for this dude is a pair of smashed kneecaps, and I’m feeling a calling from the Lord.

I am a person who got pregnant as a result of a rape. And I say this guy can go fuck himself.

may i ask you all something? youre all jezebel-posting folk. i really want to ask you something. do you think god knew what he was doing when he created trump? seriously, i really want to know. or do you think it was just another one of his minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods? do you think donald

CONGRATULATIONS!

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking

Portland!!

I’m a bleeding heart liberal (“snowflake”), coastal elitist, college educated, Whole Foods frequenting, globe trotting mixed-raced guy and I fully support the death penalty. Why? This trash.