Today was not good for jokes. They were rare, often milquetoast, and mostly just plain sucked. Your two laughers: a stab at Microsoft by Same Sad Echo, and your (far and away the closest thing to hilarious) COTD winner Freeman McNeil with just a famtastic zinger on an elite quarterback.

Whoo boy, isn't this some sports week? And after a smorgasbord of fantastic comments yesterday, today's Curator was also tasked with picking some pretty damn good favorites.

Friday already? Get your beers cracked and we'll power through this.

Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow day, though I'm sure that was due to all of you busting your asses and being as productive as possible before a long Labor Da-

Hello, I'm Col. Maddox, and here's your Friday Roundup.