Don't fret. It's literally not possible.

I need to do more research on this "lesbian sex" to decide how offended I am by it.

Please. EVP at most. Cinemax probably has a CT&DO though.

SIR, SECOND PLATOON STANDING READY TO SHOVE IT, SIR! SIR, PRIVATE WORF REQUESTS PERMISSION TO SNARK WITH A 50,000 WORD BLOGSPOT HE'S WRITTEN IN KLINGON,SIR!

Worst dlc ever. Constantly freezing up, it's practically unplayable.

Fuck it. Let's kill 'em all!

You know you want to eat his Greek yogurt.

He comes from a long line of grave robbers.

I agree? You're saying this sounds stupid awesome, yes?

We're all in love with Rebecca Romijn.

I think the commercial will be a minor dust up. But with the tv avenue closed to him, the temptation to start soliciting again will be to powerful to resist the more he lags behind on new signees. Whether it's the Texas trip or another song and dance, I'm certain that will be his downfall at Davis and Main, and that…

I knew it was Téa Leoni! Only because I've wanted to do unspeakably fun things to her since before her Duchovny days.

Sitting in a parking lot outside the theater, I'd say a B/B- is perfectly fair. There were some laughs, a lot of blood, and naked Morena. It was worth seeing, but it wasn't an instant classic. It was a 21st century B-movie, and it knew it.

For me, the best part of this movie came at the end when the little girl sitting behind me asked her daddy, "Why does she want to sit on his face?" Yeah, daddy, tell us why she wants to sit on his face.

ARRRRRRRRGH!

I'm walking on air.

When did a minseries become an event series? Did I miss a memo?

The last time I tried to hit someone with a sick burn, I ended up throwing a sticky bun…and missed.

Point-counterpoint: I like to hang out in alleys.

The spy rerouted the switch to think the outer door was the inner door. That's why he yanked it so quick when he Amos came to let him back in. He almost spaced himself.