Wait…you…what…how…I…what? But…what…how…it's…how!?! 12 Monkeys…it's…it's 12 Monkeys!

In glorious Technocolor!

On a pogo stick.

Everything's coming up George!

Can he be a skateboarding dog? I think he should be a skateboarding dog.

I read the 1st paragragh, and then I avoided all non-sports sites until after the movie.

Luke was dead the whole time! C3P0 is Kaiser Soze! The Millennium Falcon is a sled!

It was playing in literally every theater from 7pm until after midnight. I got there at 6, and the earliest 3d I could get was 7:45. Fake IMAX was out of the question. The worst part about standing outside the theater for90 minutes was the only place I could get decent WiFi was right next to a cop car.

It's stays cheesy, bit it's tasty cheese.

Or…

I got a Tom Baker vibe a few times. Angry 4 was scary.

When he started there weren't any skulls in the water. Every time he died, the last thing he did was make a new Doctor from the teleporter.

We need a + we can break out on special occasions.

Be sure to tar and feather yourself on your way out.

I don't know what I just saw, but I really liked it. So is the Doctor eleventy billion years old or 2 days old?

Richard Pryor wasn't available for this one.

Bert can finally tell Ernie to go fuck himself!

What? AVClub still has personals! We just hide them from that one idiot cappa - oh, hi. Haha, just kidding. There's no secret personals section. Nope.

When was the last time you got laid?

Remember when we said the same thing about FOX? No? Shit. Get off my lawn!