I'm the problem. I love it. Hollywood has spies dedicated to finding out what I like and destroying or cancelling it. They think I don't know about their spies, but I know.

Good job! Now go get yourself some therapy after watching this whole series in 3 days.

Easier than falling off a high rise.

I expected to see dead kids in the closet. To be fair, they never did actually show not dead kids not in the closet.

It's hard to believe it was only 15 years ago we thought M. Night Shyamalan was going to be the next great director. If only we hadn't made the mistake of telling him. Lesson learned. Next time some kid pops up out of nowhere with a brilliant first effort, I'm going to lay siege to his twitter with insults and…

Screw that. I wanna discuss Hardware Wars!

Ohhhh! That guy!

I was with you until you called this season subpar. The only episode I haven't like was the eye booger monsters.

I've haven't been a big fan of Clara since her pre-companion appearances, but she was getting more consistent and…understandable as this season progessed. If this is the end of Clara, she went out on her highest note. The episode may not have been perfect, but it was a perfect send off for Clara. It started strong,…

Yep, I'm hooked. I love noir, PI stories, superpowers, badass snarky bitches, Krysten Ritter, Trinity, and David Tennant. I never stood a chance.

I made sure to watch Doctor Who so I could have a nice, light, fun palate cleanser after this gut punch. Well that plan backfired. I guess I'll have to turn to the Necronomicon for something a little sunnier. Anyway…

Timothy Olyphant as Roland. Aaron Paul as Eddie. Matthew McConaughey as the man in black. I like where this is headed, but frankly I'd be happy with anything that gets us onto the path of the beam ASAP. So let's go ahead and get Susannah/Odetta and Jake settled too. I'm thinking Taraji P. Henson and introducing…

I've already adjusted my grade for this episode twice. Every time I think about it, I like it less. I don't know if I want to re-watch it or not. Maybe knowing it's supposed to be dream-like, it will work better and make more sense. Maybe I'll just find even more things about this episode that don't make any damn…

Middle School.

They finally found a way to get me to stop watching TAR.

That's the one. I was thinking of a mashup of Frankenhooker and Maniac Cop.

Technically speaking, God made Frank, and Eve, and Steve, so let's get this orgy started!

Like a database of movies you can access on the internet? That's brilliant! What would I do without you, Herpes!?

Wasn't Frankencop an actual movie?

Sorry, Earth-2 ladies, no salmon ladder for you.