Yea, let's find Santa some more…

Don't touch that grade, TVDW!  I'm officially on the Boy/Titta bandwagon.

The next person I want to see kicked off The Amazing Race is the casting director.  Why would you go against a formula that has been working for nearly two decades?  They got the one team of lovable goofballs part right with Team Kentucky, but they waaaaay overstocked on the team you love to hate.  There should be a…

It sounds like all you missed was the 2nd test which was just a variation on the floaty plane crash people.

I'm rooting for them, but I don't really want them to win for their own sakes.  I'm worried they'd blow all that money on Wild Turkey and painkillers.

My rankings from worst to least worst:

This season is killing me.  This is the first time in 20 years that I've just wanted to get it over with instead of enjoying the race.  I hate these people.  I'm not a Team Kentucky fan, but they're the only ones worth rooting for.

Paraphrasing:
Dad,if you can read this, please send money.  The TV writing thingy didn't work out.  I'm still open to going to rodeo clown college.

I've been away from AV Club for a while so I haven't had a chance to say this yet.  I HATE (almost) ALL THESE PEOPLE!  I'm watching TAR: Australia to remind myself what it's like to actually be able to root for someone to win.

Mrs. Danson is a fetching woman.

Don't even joke about killing off Asterisk.

I've been calling this show Outcasts with Dinosaurs, but even Outcasts didn't literally put me to sleep.  I haven't seen an entire episode since the pilot.

I was prepared to give next week's episode a D- when Sarah Silverman showed up, but then Mrs. Danson showed up AND in her undies.

Oh thank God.  I thought was unstuck in time again.  Why is AV Club a week behind?  I guess I should go back and revise my grade for the correct episode.

I hadn't noticed.

Aaron Paul as the new agent with Jonathon Banks as Frank?  I like where this is headed.  I look forward to the inevitably disappointing casting news.

I don't see any reason Frank couldn't still be handling agents.  If they bring him back, I'm all over this show.  If they don't, I'll still probably watch it.

I watched the 1st 5 minutes of this and turned it off.  I decided to check the AV Club grade to see if I should give it another shot.  Thank you, AV Club, for saving my life!  37 minutes of it at least.

I'm glad this is a non-elimination leg because the twins are cute.  Also, I keep mistaking Marcus Pollard for Amani Toomer because of his wife, and then I keep thinking what a terrible name Marcus is for a woman.

Team Survivor were setup to be the big villains this season, but they sucked so they're gone.  I'm cool with that.