The bucket thing was just one of those gotchas they like to throw in to make sure people READ THE DAMN CLUES.  In 19 seasons, has anyone ever gotten away with not doing what the clue said?  If it says 'by taxi,' you take a cab.  If it says 'on foot,' you walk.  If it says '2 buckets,' you use 2 buckets.  If it says…

I can't believe that after all these years people still manage to misread the clues.  Stop skimming the clues, people!  Every word matters.  Every.  Single.  Word.

You're right.  Your wife is wrong.  Tell her the internet said so.

My first thought was that the house would explode as soon as she opened the front door.  My second thought was that's probably not in the budget.

I guess you've never heard stories about soldiers trying to push their guts back into their bodies or picking up their severed limbs.  Decapitation isn't even instantly fatal.  The severed head remains conscious for several seconds afterwards.

People to only look at us from here up, but we're going to prove that we've got brains from here up too. - Boobs or Brains (does it really matter which is which?)

Walt Jr. is Keyser Soze!

Just grind your molars. I think that's the one you're talking about.

This show is the best…
example of shitty fucking American reality TV editing I've ever seen. If the producers really want to fuck with the audience they should do an "I'm sorry…"

It's been a good week for Masterchef
Max can go back to gracing the chefs of New York with his opinions about their food, and Danielle is finally out of the way down under.

I liked it better
When it was called Black Adder.

I prefer http://www.butteredwhoresalad.ass/

I still think you and Olivia would have made the better couple, Agent Broyles. Now that Peter doesn't exist anymore, you should totally hit that.

Sandra Oh? Really? Sandra Oh?

I'm sticking with it for now, but I really didn't like this episode. Last week's episode was negated in the first five minutes of this episode. I agreed with the chefs about Kelis' criticisms in the quickfire. A lot of it seemed like she was just pulling comments out of her ass for the sake of having something to…

Aw, shit. Kool Korners was actually on my pros list of reasons to move back to Atlanta. Now you'll probably tell me that Nick's 'Once a week, go Greek' gyro shop in Hapeville is closed too.

I can think of 20 burger places within 3 miles of the original Varsity that I'd rather go. If you want an awesome burger in downtown Atlanta, go to Just Around The Corner just around the corner from CNN and COP. Or The Highlander on Monroe, or any of the burger joints at Little Five Points. Or City Cafe even. Or…

@Super Karate Monkey Death Car - Yes, he is. He also barely qualifies as a chef. He's spent more time on television calling himself a chef than actually being a chef. It's almost like his real goal in life was to be on t.v., and he decided his hook would be that he's a chef. So…good job, mate.

@Peter Chacha & ryan1 - The Varsity is fucking horrible.

I didn't mind the Snapple bit at the end because it wasn't really all that pervasive in the episode as a whole. It definitely didn't approach Travelocity troll levels of pervasiveness. I also found it delightfully cruel to make them drink a Snapple after having to drink 500 cups tea in the challenge. The tasks…