It was called Gods and Monsters originally, but they were forced to change it because of fucking Monster Energy of all things. Still, the name they landed on was pretty bad.

“According to Axios, part of the reason Immortals 2 was canned was so that Ubisoft could focus on established IP like Assassin’s Creed Red.”

Right, and I get that, I just feel like it would be possible (in principle, anyway) for those teen girls’ lives to have played out in a way where they don’t feel quite so fanatical about Swift. Maybe it’s a consequence of our culture in general downplaying the experiences of women, so that when someone like Swift does…

Does Taylor Swift bear any responsibility for her fans encroaching on a friend’s special day?

god I wish I could just say Twitter

Love that’s he’s made Twitter so toxic at this point that he’s going to have to remove the block functionality.  What a complete failure.

Simple, effective. I like it.

“Musk murdered by army of children he has sired,  Children given metal of honor”

To be fair to Musk, a once beautiful world now decaying and disgusting does kinda sound like Twitter. So the art style fits

The only headlines I want to read about Elon:

Twitter as humanity’s collective consciousness. Christ, you pretentious silver-spooned dork will you please shut the fuck up. Yes, the 4% or whatever of people on earth who are on Twitter, or at least whatever percentage of that 4% are blue-checks so their opinions count, should stand for all of humanity as they bitch…

I can count on one dick the number of good ideas Elon Musk has had since birth.

Elon Musk Is Once Again Thinking[..]

Do you really think he understood all of the legal implications after just turning 18! At age 18, could you have explained what a conservatorship is?  And why has it remained in place until now?

“But he made millions!”
“He should have known!”
“He’s ungrateful!”

Dude deleted his LinkedIn page lol:

Damn. Hittin me with facts. Facts got hands.

Yeah, make the appellate court’s job super-easy by citing something applicable only to criminal sentences in this civil matter.

While he might not pay the whole thing, he’ll definitely have to pay a penny.  Judgments owed based on intentional torts are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.  So if he does get a job, his wages will be garnished, if he opens a bank account, those funds will be turned over to D.L., if he ever is owed a tax refund, that…

Youtube drama pissing matches are just stupid.