Oh, it’s a FACT.

I’ll miss this.

More specifically, nerves “run” on salt ions, such as the ones found in salt water. So exposing these intact nervous pathways to salt water causes the nerves to fire and muscles to contract.

It was lucky it’s a non-issue. Those signs are generally there for a reason, and he had no reason to assume it wasn’t a big deal. The internet was right, and Mike Pence is an inconsiderate jackass.

The picture is still funny, no matter what.

Nobody’s offended at seeing a t-shirt with an American flag on it. We’re embarrassed by the people wearing the shirt, as a representation of an American.

It is amazing, she is so damn quick to make things about herself and also completely unable to take any responsibility for her actions with this pet.

I think the tip there is not to buy a large condom when you are not large.

You’re wrong.

At least 17 women have been wrongfully jailed for miscarriages or premature births in El Salvador, and an unknown number for abortions. Despite abortion being completely illegal, with almost no exemptions, the rate of abortions there has not decreased.

Your … response … speaks volumes.

Because when Obama took evidence of Russian interference to brief members of the Senate on a foreign plot to interfere with our elections, cocaine smuggler Mitch McConnell told him that any attempt to publicize or prevent foreign interference would be treated as political grandstanding and he’d deny everything to…

In a statement Trump condemned the protests and expressed his hope the German authorities would be able to come up with some kind of final solution for this problem.

“I thought it was important that we went outside,” Pence said. “I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ Mars see our resolve in my face.”

I was going to post a gif of Get Your Ass to Mars when i came across this gem.

Well, sure, that’d be pretty easy, relatively speaking.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Appearing in a joint press conference with Polish President Andrzej Duda in Warsaw, a reporter asked Trump to give a “yes or no” answer about whether the Kremlin interfered with the 2016 race