“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

Sorry Toyota, Ford did a much better job indulging my member berries fix...

That is all.

I don’t know. Seems like Hillary is behind that sentence.

BUTTER EMAILS!!1

Maybe we can get some spray tan recommendations:

Something something about snowflakes and liberal media bias and this is a tech blog etc, where are the gadgets, etc

I do my triathlon training in the macrame one. The parents at the Y love it when I do flip turns and show everyone my cash and prizes.

That poor girl got tangled in a fishing net and, instead of helping her, they took pictures. For SHAME!

her arm is too a swimsuit

What, you don’t want to go swimming in 20 lbs of heavy costume jewelry, a jacket stolen from Kim Kardashian’s closet, and what appears to be a Pinterest macrame fail?

Those are not swimsuits.

Chaffetz: We want someone who can put the SS back in the SS.

Yes. The Superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District definitely issued a statement about an incident that never happened.

P.S. Fuck Anthony

Meh- differnt strokes, Judge Judy

He worked for Obama which means he’s probably too honest & competent to work for Trump.

#BlueLivesMatterMoreThanYours