He’s calling you a dum-dum, or at least, with 90% certainty that you’re a dum-dum.

I’m like 90% sure the part you’re reacting to, old boy, was the set up to the punchline about how no1curr about Curry’s ugly fucking shoes. It was a pretty good joke, as I read it.

they’d be hard-pressed find a whiter kick, to be honest.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

This is a great time to be alive in America. If you are a bigot, that is. For the rest of us it sucks.

I know that people in the law enforcement and military sectors would loooove to think that polygraphs are a near-perfect instrument of detecting falsehoods, but they simply aren’t:

A) Quit being an asshole.

I’m surprised it isn’t. This judge needs to be removed ASAP.

Holy shit. Your side note should be included in the article.

Obviously someone wasn’t invited to the orgies.

I was gonna say, how’d he get to be judge with such shitty math skills? 1970, yo! The Quaaludes Generation! The discovery of the clitoris! Hot tubs, swingers, orgies! Nope, no teenagers having sex back THEN, no way.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

Oh right, they’ll just check that he’s behaving via polygraph, a test so notoriously unreliable that it’s banned in military courts. That makes complete sense!

Wait, are you suggesting that a man that would knowingly force a 14 year old girl to have sex despite her objections might also lie? Because...well, yeah, actually. Yeah. I guess he will. Probably not a problem for him to lie.

SOOO he is a self confessed pedo and we let him free???????

I think that’s the point. He gave this guy a pass.

I did the same. I even wrote him a very nice cover letter.

Also FaxZero has a handy page where you can look up your congressperson and have them set up a template for a fax.

Here is a link to a PDF of the letter from Coretta Scott King. Please fax it to Mitch’s office with the header “Nevertheless, She Persisted.” His fax number is (202) 224-2499, and you can use HelloFax or any other free faxing service to send it from your computer.