She was mad at me for being late, broke up with me, and now only dates women.

Because women in comic books aren't allowed to just stand like normal people

Yup, totally reminded me of HK-47.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

The thing about guns however is that they are literally made to kill, a truck, chains, pressure cookers are all made to do other things, and always are (except for exceptions like the marathon etc.) I'm not even gonna try to explain the doctor/drugs comment.

Christians hate her. She cured heterosexuality with this one neat trick!

Wow, double autism. That's like...the robot Hitler of disorders.

Oh my god, I want to hug you for this! Brilliant! The world owes you a beer! I want to play!

"Things that have increased in number since 1983": average car horsepower, number of registered domain names, price of a Big Mac, total number of members of Van Halen - that's it! Obviously Van Halen causes autism.

If you believe in the anti-vax movement, you are stupid....and you deserve every bit of public humiliation you will receive.

There are more people saying that they are homosexual or bisexual since 1983... VACCINES CAUSE HOMOSEXUALITY!

They admit they are comedians and not experts, which is why they rely on actual experts for the information they present in their show. You have yet to address the change in the clinical definition of autism.

The admit they are comedians and not experts which is why they rely on experts for the information they present. You have yet to address the point of the clinical definition of autism changing.

You are doing damage to society by spreading these misleading correlations. Every person who may suffer and/or die from a disease that has been nearly eradicated from our society for decades because of vaccines, is on the hands of naive people like yourself who put your own egos above medical science.

No. You educate YOUR self. There is absolutely not a single mother-fucking thing any human being can tell me that will make me say "yes I'd rather expose my son to an illness that can kill him than have any risk of autism or vaccine side effects (which impact a TINY percentage of those vaccinated)". Know what else…

And Liam Neeson.

Hopeless poseurs

"People seem to forget that these people are criminals."