She was mad at me for being late, broke up with me, and now only dates women.

Because women in comic books aren't allowed to just stand like normal people

Yup, totally reminded me of HK-47.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

"Calcium does such frightful things to my bones, making them so dense and heavy. Without calcium, I can live my life in brittle fragility as God intended."

HOT TAKES

Right, because I'm sure if you were un a similar situation you'd retire to save the billionaire team owners a few million bucks. Shut the fuck up, douchebag.

If Nash has been "stealing" from the Lakers the last 2 years, Kobe's stealing vastly more.

Yeah definitely Nash's fault that the Lakers decided to give away two first round draft picks in a sign-and-trade for an older player whose back issues throughout his career were public knowledge and apparent to all.

I think it's the thought process of assholes. I replied to someone on another kitchenette post who didn't want min. wage to be raised, bc her uneducated brother would make the same pay that she does, as a person with a degree. It seemed to totally fucking escape her that she should be pissed at being underpaid,…

It's human nature to take the shortsighted view and subconsciously fear that someone else's success must come at one's own expense, as if all of life were a zero-sum game —...

As though Mark Zuckerberg is obliged to tip you more than I am even if we receive the same service:...

I know when I'm over feeling guilty about something, the first thing I do is shop around a 900-word blog post about it.

This is why I say that the Females and Ess Jay Double-yews crying about "representation" are putting themselves ahead of the TRULY marginalized group: we Core Hardcore Men Gamers.

Amp up your bone broth with this one easy trick that doctors don't want you to know!

I will buy this, hoping I can invite friends over to play.

That's some straight up DAD shit.

I think the problem is, this guy's wife clearly isn't getting help, or not enough. I'm guessing either he's suggested it and been shut down or he's afraid to suggest it, which is also a terrible sign. You can say that leaving her is only the right choice if he's "only concerned about himself" but at this point, she's…

GUYS, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.