So then you also realize that giving the American Patrons the opportunity to just not pay someone else and instead keep the money for themselves... does not produce a good work environment. Why would you come out in favor of Tipping Culture?  That’s not ignorant, that’s just plain monstrous.

And you realize that if they did start paying salaries and not have tipping anymore, those costs would be transferred to patrons.

(Jamie Gillis also wears really cool robe, if you’re into that kind of thing.)

I loved that the Duke was such a behemoth to hold. It was a gaming bowling ball.

So you read every part of my comment except the end?  Strange place to stop, but... okay.  You do you!

I don’t really know how else to put it. If you don’t want to acknowledge that it happens, then fine.

I vote for maximum chaos.  The new device will be “Switch Series X5"

Kinja! Now with 100% more, “FUCK YOU BECAUSE I SAY SO!”

Yeah, they really knocked it out of the Stupid Park. I mean, as soon as I read the first line, I knew it was going to be bullshit, but MAN. It reads like, “As a Jewish person myself, were the Nazis /really/ so bad? C’mon!”

Hey, more for you!

Anyone who doesn’t love that sweet-and-salty combination is lying.

Perhaps you’re not remembering April O’Neil cosplaying as April O’Neil? (Images are SFW, but... will still get you some side-eye.)

Motherfucker, I showed up with a joke about how the Ghost Rider I knew was not shorter than Wolverine - who in the comics has always been maybe 5'2". And YOU show up IMMEDIATELY trying to throw shade at me for being an “MCU fan” and trying to dictate how comic characters should look. Don’t fucking come at me with your…

Unlike other Ghost Riders he’s haunted by the spirit of a dead necromancer who is also his uncle, lacks the ability to use the Penance Stare, and drives a car instead of a motorcycle.

They need to make a “Mister Chief” edition, where the start and menu buttons look like little googly eyes.

I think they should have gone with the Frank Castle Cosmic Ghost Rider! I was just... never a fan of the Johnny Blaze GR.

Yeah, I forgot all about Robbie Reyes. But I appreciate your comment because you didn’t get all Comic Book Guy on me.

Oh look, a self-important comics gatekeeper! Look, Comic Book Guy, I stopped collecting Ghost Rider back when it was Dan Ketch. I like how you want to critique my criticism by claiming I’m just an MCU fan, but then also referencing... Agents of SHIELD. It’s all the same bag.

Why does Ghost Rider look like someone set the Joker on fire? Why is he shorter than noted little person Wolverine? Who put this trailer together and how can we make sure they never do something like this again?

”Mother.”

I don’t think Sarah Jessica Parker has ever seen Soul Food.