Which in its way, I guess, fit the tenor of the times well enough, which is to say “better than Riccki Rachman did.”

Seriously.

Yeah, he strikes me as the same kind of disillusioned Gen-Xer that now trolls message boards these days “both sides-ing” any political commentary. The same kind of defeatist shit that leads to more bad outcomes which then proves their “SEE, EVERYTHING IS BULLSHIT” stance.

I’ll never understand why the Army and Navy are so sensitive about their Work Rhymes. If they were so embarrassed by them, they should just spend the time to improve their freestyles.

When I first read your comment my first thought was, “GFTO, no WAAAAAAY.

John Waters does NOT look sharp. If he does, it’s in spite of his delicately plucked ‘stache.

That’s because his base doesn’t worship Jesus Christ, they worship whiteness and money.

There’s no way in HELL that’s Grapes - you can see right there in the comment where he said something nice about Swedes!

Who could forget it?!?!

*long, deep sigh*

Undoubtedly, the “paying for votes” angle would be on a 24/7 chyron on Fox News for weeks - but they couldn’t even pretend to bring that up in a serious environment, because then that would admit that what they’re pushing for is a poll tax, rather than “criminal justice and making sure people’s debts to society are…

Man, I get having concerns, but I honestly had to double-check that cdwag14 account to make sure it wasn’t another one of those buster-ass “Dr Emilio Lizardo” impersonators. There’s so much finger-wagging and right-wing points being made in there, I thought for sure it was a troll.

FAKE NEWS! That “Goya” shot is a photo-chopped. I have the original right here:

Ugh, thanks for the link, and the heartburn. Christ, 3 in AZ, NOT counting the Road. Even 2 stains on my current, never-part-of-the-confederacy-state, Washington.

Holy shit, I’m also from AZ (escaped in ‘99) and I never knew there was a goddamn monument to confederate traitors.  AZ wasn’t even a goddamn STATE before the confederacy died, fuck off outta here, “Daughters of the Confederacy”.  If that shit isn’t taken down officially, it should just be destroyed.

Come on, now - you’re also going to have to glue some boggly eyes to one of those pornstar-butthole-fleshlights in order to complete the look. Otherwise they might wonder about the lack of mouth!

Wait, so... Does this round go to Eminem, or...?