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The Colonel
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I’m a huge fan of Lynch’s Dune, first off because I grew up watching it but mostly because it portrays the sheer weirdness of people, things and ideas that are 10k years advanced from us. Patrick Stewart carrying a pug into battle? Sure, why not, people now do things that would seem absolutely insane to someone 10k

His character in Knives Out 2 was pretty silly.

Another Marvel is expressing his joy at being released so he can devote more time to ugly Masonic tattoos.

“I want to do more dramatic stuff,” as he shoves his Glass Onion cod-piece into the air, “But suns out, guns out!”

Coming This Summer!

The transmisogynistic ablist heteronormative racist cispatriarchy strikes again!

Nope, you’re getting Chris Pratt and you will like it. 

Anya Taylor-Joy would make the best bond

He also has a massive willy 😏

Sorry, all, it’s time for a chav Bond.

More stars over here!
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The Avocado Toast Is Not Enough

He & Brian Tyree Henry made Bullet Train a lot more fun than it would have been otherwise. Made me wonder what his Quicksilver would have been in future movies, had Whedon not given him the Wash-out.

But everyone assured me we were getting a black, trans, autistic, quadriplegic Bond.

Well, what do you expect when you have yellow eyes? So help me God, yellow eyes...

The fact that it’s Scut Farkus and not Scot Farkus escaped me only the first.... 30 or so times I viewed this film. WTF is  a scut?

Reminds me of the time I saw Beth Howland from TV’s Alice and I told her how stupid she was for thinking George Burns was actually God.

He’ll always be Dave from Titus to me.

It’s really disturbing how often people can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality. The actor who played Frank Burns on M*A*S*H received hate mail all the time and people were rude to him on the street. I’ve actually seen people claim that so-and-so would only have accepted the villain role because they

Certainly!  He’s an expert at the cutting edge fields of phrenology and has caught numerous guilty parties by discerning their criminal propensities in the contours of their face and cranium.

Thank goodness at least *one* of the writers gets a mention. I sometimes wonder if entertainment reviewers remember that screenwriters exist.