According to our lord and savior Q, these revolting Hollywood types use a combination of unborn baby’s blood, horse semen and cocaine as a salad dressing.  Supposedly Ben Afflect just drinks the shit straight. 

What the fuck is Ironheart?

I think he means the people that care are idiots. 

Elizabeth Shue dated Rick James when she was young.

The victim was purportedly assaulted multiple times over several days, but there’s no kidnapping charge. So the victim chose to stay with him after the first day’s sexual assaults? Why not leave?

Welp, pretty much downloaded the entire goddamn plot, didn’tya? I mean, god DAMN. 

A funeral and mourning are central to the movie? Exactly what I want in my popcorn comic book movie!

So the workplace trauma revolved around her, uh, being called by the wrong name? My last name is a common first name, my entire life I’ve been called by the wrong name.

But christ bro, nothing sucks works that Endgame. Magic rat, “Viola! I just invented time travel,” let’s have another big battle with that dude we already proved we could beat unless he has the glove thingie, women unite!

In fact Midnight Cowboy was not rated X by the MPAA; rather, the studio was trying to drum up buzz and gave it that rating itself. At the time the ratings board shrugged, and then, when the film was submitted for a rating after its release, gave it the R it deserved.

Amid Ukraine “tension,” AV Club? “Tension” is what you AV Clubbers call the disgusting, unprovoked destruction and murder Russian is perpetrating in Ukraine?

Saw it again this weekend at a Dolby Theater in 3-D, and hooooooly shit it was every bit as amazing as I remember. My kids, who had never seen it in 3-D before, were blown away. I mean, hahah, every frame is mezmerizing to watch, so incredibly well done.

Not seeing it on the Times or the Post. 

FF is one of the most anticipated MCU movies?  By whom? People that got kicked in the head by a mule? 

Does it say that here?  Not seeing that. 

Yes, but excepting Spears and Simpson, the people on your list were actual musicians.  Styles is a teenybopper who sings what he’s told. 

Yeah, he was in One Direction, he makes the Monkees look like legendary musicians and songwriters.

“ most guys hated the Backstreet Boys and NSync, almost certainly due to some latent homophobic rage”

Or, he’s an ex-teeny bopper who can sing okay that everyone has decided to pretend is some huge talent, like Taylor Swift.  

How little?