The Guardian is British. British people have a cataract when it comes to James Bond, they have a vested interest in believing these movies are good, or necessary.

This looks a lot like a movie-length version of those freaky old Tool videos.

Potentially the best comment of the year.

Things happened in the Master?!?

Or it’s going to suck balls like his last few movies. 

Also allows you to avoid cell phones, which instantly ruin 75% of classic plots.

It’s about a boy who wants to be a journalist so he befriends this band that’s like Led Zepplin and follows them on tour only to fall in love with one of the underaged groupies they bang.

Also could have gotten a Brazillian guy to sing them. You know, innovate.

I mean, especially after his brother Wes hammered Bowie into the dirt 1000 times over.

“it wouldn’t be surprising if this role propelled her into getting an Oscar nomination, making her one step closer to getting an EGOT.”

Dang, two white guys AND a white woman?  Don’t get crazy on us, Lorne!

Very nicely written, and I’m happy I was able to enjoy your write up, since I don’t pay for Apple+ so I’ll never see it.

Because Trump wasn’t available for another go-round?

He walked in, he saw the surroundings, he chose to stay.

Please, all of these folks have been at it long enough to know you bring your own straw.

Indeed Imagine is the worst, here’s my story:

Good luck amending claims that are barred by the statute of limitations. 

Given that McCarthy is 51, I would think her character would still be riding the high of managing to get pregnant when she was fucking FIFTY. I mean, I know it’s possible, but really? Why isn’t that story the movie?

The New England Journal of Medicine website says the September issue, due out next week, is to feature Minaj’s first article for the publication entitled “Fools Be Wonderin’: Vaccination Recommendations for Hip Hop Fans.”

I like Taylor-Joy, but she’s a very cold performer, almost robotic (see, e.g., when she was on SNL). That said, Theron only emoted for about 30 seconds in Fury Road, so maybe that’s the character?