I know, haha, no negative talk about the MCU allowed.

Take the kid to the drive-in, it’s covid-free and she can wear her jammies.  My kids think it’s a paradise, haha

Drive-in, yo.  We’ve been hitting the drive in throughout the quarantine, and it rules.  

I’ll do you one better, I’m not even going to watch it on streaming!  Cause it’s yet one more B- MCU movie that’s exactly the fucking same as the rest.

I wonder if this movie does like Mulan, and seemingly like most every Hollywood movie aimed at Chinese audiences, where they stop every 10 minutes to explain the cultural significance of various shit.

“If the proportion of the public that were serial killers was the same as the proportion of 60s and 70s rock stars who slept with underage fans, everyone on earth would be dead.”

Yes, but you appreciate the concept that just because SOME people do something, that doesn’t mean ALL people like them have done it, yes? For example, SOME white men are serial killers but—wait for it—not ALL of them are. See how that works? It would be ridiculous for your to say you “aren’t surprised Jeffrey Dahmer…

It’s like saying Carl’s Jr. is just as good as Hardees. 

I’ve always though Dom DeLuis would be the best Baron Harkonnen. CGI young Burt Reynolds could be Feyd and give his signature laugh.

Thank you for going all in on this. It rules, and now has me outlining my historical fiction script about the making of  CBR2.

Also Thanos’ argument for killing half the universe is just stupid. Even he’s obviously smart enough to see the plan just doesn’t make sense (the people will quickly come back; also, everyone’s going to have a serious tummy ache will he kills half the bacteria in their stomachs; etc).

Was she as disappointed with Endgame as my kids were?  They absolutely LOVE Infinity War, and won’t even bother to watch Endgame at all.

Infinity War has its problems (Vision is whiney and impotent, why doesn’t Wong send them to the artic to begin with; etc.), but all in all it’s one of the tightest, best written, and genuinely moving of the MCU pics. We’ve watched it 20 times.

I can see you are a fan, and the EP is well-produced, but the Safety Dance cover just doesn’t work, it sounds like a gag. And yeah, sorry, but trying to cover Eyes Without a Face is an impossible task, it’s Billy Idol at his Idolest, the original is perfect.

Also might have though about including some coherent action, likeable characters, and 147% less misogyny. 

He also thought the central conceit of a robot growing an organic baby in its stomach was far too plausible, so this time Harrison Ford grows a robot in his balls. 

Dude, if you’re trying to convince people to come see your movie, you might not want to admit it’s only the first half of the story. Ask Cannonball Run 2 how that worked out.

Well that’s a stupid assumption to make.

You sound classy.

Let’s not go out the window over unsubstantiated accusations, okay? I know it’s passe’ to say this, but we still live in a world where people make false claims.