came to post the same thing. These are roughly the same size as I (5'9") am roughly the same size as Mark Eaton.

“A Stick But No Colors”

I think it needs about 10-15% less... everything. 

I don’t know if you did this on purpose, but it’s a fantastic Norm MacDonald sky-point regardless.

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

I’ll be patiently waiting in the comments for someone to come say how this EV won’t work for them because their commute is 600 miles each way in the snow towing a 12,000lb trailer.

Photo for those who don’t know—the bench flips upward

Jason is not a Tesla hater. Stop with the nonsense.

The magic seats in the Honda Fit.

The Cube Pubes

is that what that is. I thought the cube was the only car on the market currently going through puberty.

Old cars will be better than (current) new cars in about 10 years.

No, kinda the other way around

Immediate axle shaft failure at 30% throttle.

It’s hard to keep my two jobs separate sometimes.

Back end looks like a Land Rover that went through the dryer one too many times.

That first paragraph reads like a rejected Penthouse Forum letter.

David Tracy, sleeping in a van down by the river.

This is the same speech you gave when you dumped me. That was a really awkward trip to Olive Garden.

It seems like a better deal than the Volkswagen Taos.